im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
imagine having a tattoo like that
#tattoos in the wizarding world
i would totally get a magic tattoo
is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth
did you take sex ed in texas
let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
OKAY GUYS I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A THING
AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE
WHO REBLOGS THIS UNTIL THE 20TH
GETS A CHRISTMAS GIFT MADE BY ME
ACCORDING TO THEIR BLOGS
You don’t need to do ANYTHING ut reblog ! Seriously i don’t care if you follow me or not. i WILL make EVERYONE something !
So yay !
THIS CUTIE PATOOTIE DYLAN EVERETT
WHO PLAYED THIS CUTIE
IS BORN ON THE SAME DAY
AS DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER
YOU WANNA KNOW THE AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 1979 AND 1995???
people who are like “HUMANS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT STEALS THE MILK OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES”
ants herd aphids and jerk them off so they can eat their cum so shut the fuck up
there’s also an ant that protects a single caterpillar that oozes sugary stuff from these little things on its butt.
ants are fucked up